We need to talk. You know we love you. I know it's hard to talk about it, but can we discuss your weight now? I saw it increase over the years, and I am worried you're not going to stop growing. It is not entirely your fault. It is the fault of the enablers, the feeders.
I use you to quickly solve my problems and answer my questions. I don't need your fancy menu and your pointless loading screens. If I just want to look up an iced coffee recipe on a hot day, I don't want to wait for:
- your unnecessarily high-res images of coffee;
- tens of pop-ups to get me to sign up for your newsletter.
- An animated navigation bar that turns my expensive iPad into a 20 year old Samsung tablet.
- Fade-up-on-scroll animations that take 5 seconds to load and render the page…
I just want to know how to properly make iced coffee! It's hot outside!
Just help me solve my problem.
Load the critical stuff first and then stop.